Category: Joke Board
The Top 15 Signs We're Losing the War on Drugs
15> "Mom, can I have $10 for the marching band's meth sale?"
14> Your state's senators: Marion Barry and Cheech Marin.
13> According to the nightly news, far more people are killed
by drugs than drugs are killed by people.
12> The latest drug legislation to pass the Senate was written
on Zig Zags.
11> Your neighborhood is full of 98-pound moms with spotless
houses.
10> The lunch lady's change belt now dispenses the three R's:
roofies, reefer and Ritalin.
9> Coca Cola's newest product: Coke Coke.
8> Sometimes it seems as though poor Keith Richards is fighting
it all by himself.
7> Isn't that Nancy Reagan drinking Crystal and smoking a blunt
in Snoop's new video?
6> Sent to the principal's office for getting caught with crack,
your kid emerges a half hour later and skips school to make
a bank deposit.
5> The new Teen Talk Barbie proclaims: "Cooking meth is hard!"
4> It used to be that secretive, adulterous liaisons like that
between Reverend Ted Haggard and his man-whore didn't
involve drug abuse.
3> President Bush proposes a surge of pharmacists to stabilize
Colombia.
2> A box of Thin Mints now has a street value of $40 and little
Suzy has pimped her Schwinn.
and the Number 1 Sign We're Losing the War on Drugs...
1> In addition to products with pseudoephedrine, pharmacies now
require picture ID for products with Echinacea, folic acid,
glucosamine, chondroitin, vitamin C, FD&C yellow #5, xantham
gum and lark's vomit.
<lol> These are good.
Lark's vomit? yuck!
Bob
very funny! and the larks vomit thing is a monty python reference from the candy sketch. i forget it's actual name. I think it's on the live at the hollywood bowl record.